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Quinta dispositivo
Yesterday morning, I guess Belle woke up with a bee in her bonnet since I opened my eyes to find her wide awake and staring at me. She told me to close the door and get naked. Morning has always been...
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The Jail Bird has landed
The newest addition to our growing fleet of chastity devices arrived yesterday. The Mature Metal Jail Bird with custom PA fixing has been on me since yesterday afternoon. Too soon to give a full...
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72 hour check-in
I’ve been in the Jail Bird for about 72 hours and have a few more observations. My custom PA fixing is a bust. The space between the bars on either side of the PA bar is too close and it ends up...
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Alignment issues
I had the Jail Bird off for a bit last night so I could take pictures of it (alone and compared to the Steelheart) when I noticed something I hadn’t before. The cage is not aligned with the ring. Most...
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Belle away
Belle’s on her way to Asia. She’ll be gone until next Friday. In the greater scheme of things, that’s not so bad (in the old days, she’d go over there for weeks and weeks) but things are more...
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Jail Bird nerdery
The Jail Bird will be sent back to Mature Metal for some adjustments. The cage is off-center and the inside of the cuff ring needs a little more buffing, as I’ve mentioned before. In the mean time, I...
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Weekend R&R
Belle’s told me that I might get out this weekend for a little R&R. I’ve been locked into either the Jail Bird or the Steelheart since November 6. After switching into the SH about a week later,...
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Tight like a tiger
Back in the Jail Bird and I find myself constantly reminded of this… This Jail Bird is tight like a tiger, too. Or is that toight like a tiger? Whichever. The things I like about the JB remain the...
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Mixed nuts
Over the weekend, Belle let me share a few of her orgasms. Both times I used Pink and both seemed to be really good for her. Pink, by the way, showed up again. We thought we lost her (and why we call a...
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HNThumper XXVIII: Caged
One of the things I wanted to know before we got the Jail Bird is how it looked when its contents were stimulated. I had visions of the little side vent holes from the CB6K where flesh looked like...
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Hot spots
Imagine we’re facing each other and I’m naked. Yes, I know, it’d be an incredibly surprising situation for either of us to be in, but I’ve put us there to help illustrate something. So, we’re facing...
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HNThumper XXIX: Still caged
I leaked this one out to the Portfolio last week. It’s just another picture of me during my recent stint in the Jail Bird, but I liked it, so here you go. That T-shirt I’m wearing is at least...
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Weekend nerdery
Reader OzCub left the following comment in reply to my last HNThumper. My reply started to get pretty long, so I decided to make a full post out of it. Your blog has really sold me on the steelheart...
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Just under the wire
OK, so maybe I will squeeze in one more post before I’m out of here… Regarding the Jail Bird, it’s not going to happen. Aware that I’ve never been able to stay in that device for more than a few days...
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Viewer mail
I know, you’re not really viewers, you’re actually readers. Whatever. Ive been reading your blog on and off again for a couple years now. Great reading. A question for the steelheart: does your pa...
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Mailbag
New submissions from readers: I was wondering you thoughts on Mature Metal’s Jailbird outfitted with one of the anti-pullout pins (maybe even a second base ring) vs. a Steelheart with the penisring...
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Finding myself
So I’m tending the porn farm and come across this (obviously, that’s a NSFW link there). And I’m thinking, Daaaaamn. That’s fucking hot. Then I think, Wait a minute. Is that…? Turns out, I had seen...
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I neglected to add…
Belle got home late last night and wished me a happy anniversary. I had no idea what she was talking about. “I read the blog,” she said. Ahh, I see. Four weeks. As in, my observation on Saturday that...
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How I should be
Got home Saturday after three days on the road. I love these trips, but the getting there and back is grueling. Before the sun went down, Belle was already saying I needed to go back in to the steel....
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Kidless morning
We’re kidless for the next six days. The boy went to camp last weekend for two weeks and the girl went today for a week. Of course, we will miss them. But still. No kids. A week. Imagine. Personally, I...
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HNThumper XLIX: La cage revient
The new Jail Bird is back and in fighting shape. Vastly improved over my first one, expect a nauseatingly detailed report at some point in the future. In the mean time, click the jump for the new kid’s...
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Review: Jail Bird vs. Steelheart
I’ve finally finished my comprehensive review of the second Jail Bird device. Here’s the link: Jail Bird vs. Steelheart Spoiler: They’re both great and I like the JB2 way better than the last one I...
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Big ginger
I went out for drinks after work last night with a client and a coworker. I don’t normally drink, but I’ve discovered I like whiskey and ginger ale. It’s caller a Big Whiskey in these parts, though...
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Mailbag
Reader Rich wrote… Just under a year ago, I ran across male chastity and cages. I was intrigued even though I am single. So, I bought I birdlocked. Like Goldilocks, it was nice but not quite right....
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Random Jail Bird thoughts
Belle’s had me in the Jail Bird for the past couple of weeks for the first time in a long time. She’s made the Steelheart her main axe lately but seems to enjoy being able to poke and prod the penis...
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Houdini style
Some of you may be paying sufficient attention (or have sufficient interest) to recognize that my Belle has a bit of a pattern: I usually get extended free time over holidays. One might think this is...
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More mailbag
This, from reader AB, came in right after I posted the last one: After ordering an ill fitting Steelheart, I’ve bought the sizing rings from Mature Metal to try out some “mock” chastity. I’ve been...
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The best male chastity device (Or, the post in which I use more than 1,300...
Reader Doc has asked: It has been decided — no, not by me — that I’m to start wearing a ‘device’. Though you’ve reviewed, compared, and described many, many devices over the time I’ve been following...
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Mailbag
TK has some questions: Been following your blog for a while – finally decided to catch up from the beginning (I’m up to March 2013). You’ve been helpful in so many ways, and you’re a great writer, so...
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By the numbers
The fourth Denying Thumper reader survey is over. Following are the results. Since I didn’t take my own survey, I’ll place asterisks next to my relevant responses. Gender In 2009, 70% of my readers...
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Mailbag
Reader Ayshorn asks… I’ve been reading this today and it chimes like no other. I’m in the same situation as you, but a few years ago. Eight years married, two young kids, spark thoroughly gone. I’ve...
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Mailbag
I have been a very bad chastity blogger. Very, very bad. I deserve to be punished. Severely. So…uh…wanna? OK, maybe later. In truth, I have yet again totally ignored my DT email address and a whole lot...
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The best male chastity device
A bit over a year ago, I was asked by a reader what the best male chastity device on the market was. I penned (keyed?) a missive on my thoughts and threw it out upon the waves of the World Wide Web to...
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Mailbag
Steve forever Welcome back to another exciting installment of the DT Mailbag! Brooke bothered… Hey Thumper, I was curious if you’ve ever come across the practice of using ‘Athletic Tape’ for light...
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A couple Twitter followers took me to task for reviewing the Badass Workroom BA-31P: I couldn’t have said this better myself, supporting these overseas company’s that are ripping off the original...
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